So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
why do you love her
because I love the person she is, she’s so different from me yet we’re so alike. she makes me better, and she makes me want to be better. she has this light in her eyes when I look at her that just makes me fall in love even deeper.
it seems as if most people on tumblr are in long-distance relationships